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Profile for scottyboy
Smart Blonde
>> A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, > 'want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running > boards". >> >> The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went To the > kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat > Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he > think this place is, an auto parts store?' >> >> 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of > headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of > Crisp bacon. >> >> 'Oh, OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then > spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the Customer. >> >> The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie? ' >> >> She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, > headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!' >> >> FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN! |